The Numerous Ways of Going Crayzee!
(partly based on painful personal experience)
Here is what you can do if you want to lose your mind:
Get someone to suddenly attack you from behind.
A book on cognitive grammar I thoroughly recommend
In just a couple of days, you’ll be driven way round the bend.
(Another good book, by the way, is novel called Jean-Christophe:
Total refund if you remain sane having read to the final stop!)
A very effective means is a lecture I’m writing this at:
It’s a lecture in Philosophy, and Oh it makes me mad!
Oh yes, and the fastest way to the nearest loony bin -
The Internet, of course, - no way out once you’ve gotten in!
Yes, there are many more, I’ve managed to name but a few,
But the lecture seems to be over - isn’t that lucky for you!
-Baaaaaah!
2 April 2001
Moscow State Lomonosov University
Philosophy lecture
in Aesthetics
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